by Alison King
You like comics.
I can’t blame you. Comics are awesome. There’s all sorts of them out there too, from the capes, to the horror, to the fantasy, to the historical, to the funny… Really, there’s a comic for everyone.
Including your girlfriend.
Yes, her eyes might glaze over during the Lord of the Rings movies. Yes, she might not have any idea what snikt or bamf mean. And maybe, just maybe, she doesn’t even care how cute David Tennet is and has no interest in watching a single episode of Doctor Who. Your sweetheart may not have a single ounce of geek cred, but still there’s at least one comic out there she’s going to like.*
So here it is, Gentlemen: Comics Your Girlfriend Would Like.
The Sure Bet.
Some comics are so good as to be universal. The critics like them. The readers like them. I like them and I would bet your girlfriend would like them.
These include Neil Gaiman’s Sandman, Brian K. Vaughan’s Y: The Last Man, and Marjane Satrapi’s Persepolis.
Why your lady would like it: There’s a reason why it’s the Sure Bet. There’s something inherently likable about these books. They’re the Casablanca of comics.
What it says about you: Hey, you’re not much of a risk-taker, but you’ve got good taste.
Abort mission if: she hates the tall, dark and British type (Sandman), violence (Y: The Last Man), or the movie (Persepolis).
The Indie Comic.
Girls are more likely to stray from the big two (Marvel and DC) than guys are. Personally, I think it’s because girls have less loyalty to Emma Frost’s corseted good looks and Superman’s perfect forelock. But it is also true that women gravitate to human stories more than superhuman ones.
Check out Adrian Tomine’s Shortcomings, Alison Bechdel’s Fun Home, Craig Thompson’s Blankets, or Shaun Tan’s The Arrival.
Why your lady would like it: reading an indie graphic novel is like cheating. You get all the fun of reading a comic and none of the social embarrassment of it. You can sit in the middle of Spider House, surrounded by hipsters, drinking your chai and reading Fun Home and know people around you are thinking, If that person were any cooler they’d have to be doing it ironically.
What it says about you: you’re hip, socially aware and I bet you like The Decemberists too.
Abort mission if: she scoffs at The New Yorker (Shortcomings), has daddy issues (Fun Home), hates the winter (Blankets), doesn’t dig on symbolism (The Arrival).
The Romantic Comic.
What better way to say I love you than to say it with comics? Some comics have it right there in the theme. RIGHT THERE! Could they be making it any easier?
Don’t say it with flowers. Say it with Mi-Kyung Yun’s Bride of the Water God, the Hernandez brothers’ Love and Rockets, G. Willow Wilson’s Air, or the Marvel Illustrated version of Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice.
Why your lady would like it: I know this is going to come as a shock, but chicks dig romance. Even the most hard-hearted, cynical of us will melt with the proper combination of wit, brooding eyes, and that perfect song.
What it says about you: you may not go see New Moon with her, but you’re still her great, big snuggle-wuggle boo-boo.
Abort mission if: dating a younger man wierds her out (Bride of the Water God), she hates the Clash, the Pogues or the Ramones (Love and Rockets), gags at Salman Rushdie and Gabriel Garcia Marquez (Air), or has never liked any of the Pride and Prejudice movies including the eight hour one that she made you sit through put out by the BBC(Pride and Prejudice obviously).
The Capes Comic.
Now, we’re not talking Comixology 101 here, but even if your special gal has never shown any interest in the superheroes, there’s still the chance she’ll like some. It just depends on the comic. Try her out with Joss Whedon’s Buffy: Season Eight, Paul Dini’s Batman: Harley and Ivy, Peter David’s X-Factor, or Fred Chao’s Johnny Hiro.
Why your lady would like it: these comics have kick-butt women, humor, and love. Also, because, let’s face it: women want the same things from comics that men want; we want them to be good.
What it says about you: you want to share interests with her… your interests.
Abort mission if: she couldn’t stand the tv show (Buffy: Season 8), she (somehow, impossibly!) doesn’t like Harley Quinn (Batman: Harley and Ivy), eschews soap operas (X-Factor), or… honestly, I can’t think of any reason someone wouldn’t like Johnny Hiro. It’s fantastic.
Well, there you are! A guide on how to get the love of your life into your favorite local comic book store with you. Happy hunting.
*Girlfriends must be literate to apply.